Why Buy a Bridge?

Due to infrastructure problems and the mounting national debt, the US Government is selling off bridges at an alarming rate. You can get a fixer upper bridge for rock bottom prices. But hurry these rock bottom prices won’t last for long! Now is the time to buy a bridge.

A bridge is an investment in the future. You could take all the toll money and roll around in it or hire a troll and exact revenge on some billy-goats/people you don’t like or buy all the bridges to an island and start your own country. With bridge ownership, the possibilities are endless.

As a registered distributor with the BBB** we’ll sell you bridges of any and all types. We don’t restrict ourselves to a high level of quality, or seek out only bridges renowned for their structural integrity, or purchase any of the bridges we sell in the first place. Any bridge you’re interested in, we’ll sell it to you.

So if you’re in the market for a bridge look no further. Buy Now


**Bridge Buyers of Bollox Inc.